wipers not included

it so happens that my son peed on me this evening. one would not think this unusual for babies. it was not so much the act... as the circumstance that has me compelled to share. i continue to learn to navigate the fluidity... said with humor, of raising twins.

first mistake, ONE strategically placed living room bin containing two different sizes of diapers.
second mistake, leaning OVER my son to get to said bin.
third mistake, said bin containing ONLY one size of diapers those to which belong to my daughter.

so when a semi-cool fountain encounters an unsuspecting back... resulting in a hasty turn. it is nice to know that wearing glasses has finally paid off.